it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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