We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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