She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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