i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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