Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
