I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
how does that bad decision feel?
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