dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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