I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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