and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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