I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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