I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
where am i from again
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
