What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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