god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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