Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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