I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Randomize
