The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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