You just made me feel so damn special
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
so let's talk penis.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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