Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Randomize
