did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
These tits shall not be calmed
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