you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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