found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
