when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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