He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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