Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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