I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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