i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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