so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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