She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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