do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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