ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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