let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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