As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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