she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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