theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
