Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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