What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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