why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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