Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
this will be a night to untag.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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