Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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