People in love make me want to vomit
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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