hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Barsexuality is the new black.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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