...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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