so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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