ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
How naked do you want me to be?
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