i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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