That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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