You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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