I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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