can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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