i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
