My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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