Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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